Sneak peekers.

Here are pictures of the living room. Pretend the hideous box fan isn't there and also pretend there is adequate lighting. There isn't an overhead light and I have only two lamps because I need to spray paint some lamps. Ignore the mess. I am Spring cleanin' like a mofo. The paint colors are atrocious. In order to repaint there is so much patching and sanding to do, it would be ridiculous.
The kitchen is liquid baby poop green. I want it to be a light blue or white. I would also like more storage. ! want a vintage pill poppin' 50s housewife feel.
The bathroom is a dull gray color. It angers me. Nothing matches with the paint color. I did try to mix white accessories with the gray but I hated it and would brush my teeth extra hard out of anger.  The gray has like bluish, purplish hues. Uck. I would like to paint it a neutral tone like white because the natural lighting in there sucks.. I would also like to make it more girly. Because I am a girl.
The dining room would be so awesome as white. It has an orange wall and the other walls are yellow. But a lighter yellow than the golden yellow in the living room. If I could I would replace the nasty ass ceiling fan that gives horrible lighting. Sigh.
The living room also has a burnt sienna wall that drives me fucking bonkers. If it were up to me I would just paint all the walls a bright white and have a beautiful Danish mid century modern home. The thought gives me a design boner.