Babybabes.

I have been one depressed bitch this week. I'm totally over it. and I'm pretty sure it was the winter blues. I used to wonder if I got more depressed during the winter or was it because I was in shitty relationships during the cold months? I am mostly single and its mos def winters fault and not my sucking at picking out boyfriends fault..
My roomie told me Meow Meow caught a mousey but it got away behind the refrigerator. I moved the fridge and there is a bunch of hair ties that Meow steals and loses and a ton of mouse shit. I'm not scared of mice and feel that one or both of the cats will search and DESTROY!
Roomie also said Meow Meow loved torturing that mousey. Hahahaha! Meow is a cat! Cats do that!
I have been using Lush Retread Conditioner on my overly processed but still gorgeous hair. It is making my hair TOO HEALTHY! Can you believe it? I have to wash my hair even less to achieve my sexy bedroom hair...

Since March I have lost 35 pounds. It's crazy. All my old blog posts featuring my photo remind me of the chubs. Turns out when you eat nonstop and exercise less, you turn into a fat ass.

I'm a dirty Twitterer now.

But I ain't no Ashton Kutcher! I just figured twittering is good for my business. Just kidding. I don't have a business. I also have a new gmailio for this herre blog..in case anyone wants to send me nudies.
http://twitter.com/ SlimeyPants
http://catsinmycoffee@gmail.com
Love,

Your friend Jen.

My day kicked my ass with a whole bunch of weapons..

Tomorrow will be better. I mean duh. It has to. Anyhoo, I'm not feelin' like gettin' all deep, so here are some afuckingdorable pictures of my cats.

View from the Couch.

Uh. Found my camera battery charger. It was pretty much in front of my Jalapeño chip eating face the whole time.
Here are some pictures of what I have been doing BESIDES eating Jalapeño chips and feeling sorry for myself.
Got rid of faux bois crap tv stand. Using Ikea TV stand as a TV stand. It was formerly being used as coffee table. So I most def need a new coffee table! Don't fail me Craigslist!  Meow Meow is just the cutest, isn't she?The pile of shiz next to kitchen cart is all donations, babes. You can really see the wall colors. Try not to puke. Why did my Grandma give me another TV when I don't watch television? I now own three TV's. Also, these were all taken by me as I lay on the couch. Can't move.

This is just too funny to me.

Thanks to this website..Befunky.. I can exploit Meow And Moo even more! Cackle!

NOTHING is funnier than seeing pictures of your cats cartooned at 1:30 in the am. Disclaimer: I am totally sober.

It's fun to do for like 5 minutes and then

you realize it would be more fun if you

paid for the membership. I already

spend enough time on this devilbox as

it is...so no paid for fun, for this girl..

Gangsta Rap.

Meow Meow laying on my old coat with Mickey Moo enjoying a rest in the window. This is the closest I have seen them get to each other in years.
They both have been obsessed with me lately.
Also, what is those black cords doing hanging in front of the window? 

First Day at Second Job.

Fucking sucked, At first. At first I wanted to give up. But then I remembered giving up is for pussies so Itried to make the best of it. I felt so awkward. That is what made it suck so bad..was that I felt so awkward..but I know I am super sensitive and have made many Anti Jenny ideas swirl in my head and they were unfounded. That makes me sound like I have a personality disorder..
The people I work with are cool. And I work with like 4 people I had worked with 5 years ago. Going back to a job that provides more bad memories than good is the hardest thing I have had to do in 2010.
But I am grateful to have two jobs. I am stoked that I will be rolling in the dough.
I got a good lead on a new cheap apartment. Karla wants to check them out too..and Leah already lives there. Karla said it would be a "cat lady community"..
I did get hit on in the store and flirted with on the phone. I am awesome at customer service. I really am. I can fake happy and enthusiasm like a motherfucker.
I am gonna miss my kitties with all this working.

Domesticated.

 Today is spent cleaning the crib from drunken yard sales, hangovers, migraines and kittylovin'..I am also baking some yum yum for your tum tum cookies..
Okay, I mostly spent the day interneting while talking on the phone and then had a work meeting at 5:30 but I did make some yum city cookies...
Hopefully somebody will eat some or my ass will continue on its expansion..
Here's the recipe: Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies
You are probably not that impressed. Notice minimal ingredients. Also note that I suck at cooking and baking but at least give it a try. Whimper.
They were delish for being flour free. Gluten intolerant peeps would appreciate them. I used crunchy peanut buttah because creamy is for wussies..
I should of used 1 cup of brown sugar. I don't know why. I just think it makes them seem fancier. I did almost burn a batch because I was having a gossip fest with my girl, Rhiannon.
My parents ALWAYS overbaked cookies so that nearly burnt batch I kept and thought about the fam while I ate one..
I didn't add any walnuts. I have some but didn't want to get all nut crazy.
Try them. Or not.
Also, if  I'm making cookies Meow Meow is probably watchin'..

Meow Meow Kitty Girl Princess of KittyGirl Island.

I have a cat named Meow Meow Kitty Girl.
I've had her for like 4 yrs now...
She used to live outside under the porch of my old apartment building. For months. The neighbors below us used to keep out a bowl of Friskies for her on the steps. She would meow and meow. Meow Meow used to be distant and weird and very bitey. My ex boo brought her inside one day and it pissed me off. I was allergic to cats and he brought her in without telling me. I felt bad for her though..One time it was raining and she was yowling for hours. That was the first time I ever knew of her. I dreamed of her that night killing me.
She didn't want to be adopted by us then. She still wanted to be free..but when it was getting colder and we let her in she decided to stay.
She was very standoffish and would hide as she slept. Meow Meow also did not want to be named "Gypsy" as I had originally planned. I put a "Found Kitty" ad on Craigslist when we found out she was homeless and living under the porch but never heard anything. I used to see a grey cat in a window I walked by..I saw the apartment was empty once and wonder if that was Meow Meow's former home? Was I walking by the future love of my life for months without knowing?
Meow Meow came to love me but pretty much hated my boyfriend. Me and the boyfriend would fight constantly, Meow would come cuddle with me and purr as I sobbed my heart out. She still liked to go outside and would even go outside in the winter! I would look for her by calling "Kitty, kitty meow meow" and follow her paw prints in the snow. She would come running.
The sucktastical boyfriend and I broke up and we moved apart. I moved in with a friend who ended up being a cokehead. Me and Meow were treated like shit and only had each other. I seriously only had her at that point in my life. Those 6 months were spent with me on the couch and Meow Meow on my tummy. I moved away from cokehead whorehound into another apartment. And another and another. Meow has lived with two ex boyfriends, two ex friends and my brother since we've met. We have this strange bond. My brother says she is my familiar. I told my brother when I die I want her buried with me. The Egyptians did it so I figure I can. That's how my logic works.
I seriously love her so much...as I type this rambling ass post..she is laying on my feet..
Stay tuned for the story of Moo. Meow Meow HATES Moo.