Are you effing kidding me? I found this website Calico via one of the bazillion blogs I read in the a.m..It hurts to look at it because I want to shop so bad. And this blog? Shiny Squirrel? Gave me a billion boners for shopping.
I need a rich husband. Shit. At this point I would even take on a rich wifey.
My life keeps raining shit bricks on me but if I focus on that shiz I get nowhere.
People love me and I have two cats. My problems have solutions.
I should be more grateful.
For your listening and viewing pleasure.